Monday, May 30, 2005

I set my alarm today so that I could be at the gym to meet Roddy to practice my posing. I rushed to get dressed, fix my food, check my email, and got my video camera packed up to bring with me. I hurried to get in the car and rushed down the road hoping I wouldn't be late today too.. as I was going down the road I checked my voice mails on my cell phone and that's when I got the message that was Memorial Day! No gym! No Bank! and No Post Office!! I couldn't go to the gym, couldn't make my deposit, and I couldn't mail my packages or get any mail! That's just great! I had NOTHING else that I need to do so I went home!! I guess I could have went shopping but I couldn't think of anything I NEEDED to buy! I did feed the ducks though! They are sooooooo sweet!!! The little guys come out of the water and eat the bread out of your hands... I LOVE the way their little beaks bite my fingers when they are eating the bread out of my hand because they have no teeth so they can't bite. hehehehe! My dogs look at me like I'm a criminal when I throw the bread in the water because they want to eat it instead! It's funny! My lab all but jumped in the water trying to get to the bread before the ducks got it. It bothers him so much that he'll start pacing back and forth because he doesn't know what to do with himself!

Happy Memorial Day!

Grocery Shopping Video Clips

I made some more video clips today! I didn't post them on the site yet but I will soon. i went to whole foods (it's a local health food type grocery store) and make a video of me shopping. hehehe! i was wearing a little skirt and a tight tank top. talk about feel weird making a video. no one knew why we had a video camera out. i could just feel everyone looking at me even though i acted like i didn't notice! i didn't look up to see if they were looking but they were! after i was done being recorded i'd look up and even kids were stopped! there were these 2 little boys (about 10 years old) that actually stood right next to my camera person and just STOOD there to watch!

Posing Music

I got my new posing music tonight!!! It rocks! The DJ that mixed it for me even inserted his voice at the begining so it says "Buffdoll"! I LOVE it! He did a great job with it!!! :o)

FU*K *#$@*#&%$!!!! My Car Smells Like Week Old Hot Baked In Rotten Fish!!!!!

I really don't know why I'm telling you this! My car smells like week old hot fish!!!! OMG! I said it!!! It's even worst because it's about 103 degrees outside! You see... I have to pack my meals each day because I'm on a strict diet because of my shows.. well, I'm sure you've guessed I have lots of fish on my diet. :o) I guess I forgot one of my lunch containers in the car over night because I'm out of my mind from such low carbs... hehehehehe! Well as it turns out... the smell got baked in.. how nice! hehehehehe! I didn't think it was very funny at the time. I was quite mad because I didn't think I'd be able to get the smell out but as it turns out all I had to do was put the windows down for the day and of course get rid of the food container!

Sunday, May 29, 2005

12 Brand New Video Clips Have Been Added!

I updated the video page in my members area with 12 brand new video clips today so be sure to check them out! I'll be adding lots more so be sure to check back often! If you'd like to be notified every time I update the members area you can join my Yahoo Group . It's FREE to join and you'll be the first on your block to know when something new has been added to the site! :o)

Saturday, May 28, 2005

5th Annual Nude Olympics

You'll never guess what I did Saturday! heheheh! I went to the 5th Annual Nude Olympics!!!!!! It was soooooo much fun! Everyone was nude! OMG! I had a blast and got a nice tan at the same time! I need all the sun I can get before my show next week so it worked out perfect with no tan lines! ;o) I wanted to take some pictures for you but I couldn't because they have VERY strict rules about no photography on the grounds.. :o( but I did snap a few pictures for you when I left! Enjoy!

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Thursday, May 26, 2005

Las Vegas

Guess what everyone!!!!! We're packing up the dogs, cats, snake, and the hermit crab and moving to Las Vegas after all my shows are over!!

Last Day Of Leg Training

On my way to the gym I stopped off at the park to run more sprints before my show. I'm trying to get my legs to cut. When I was done with that I met with my trainer again to go over my posing. I'm FINALLY catching on to my posing routine for the show. Still have no music to practice to though. I should get it over the next few days though. I always wait till the last minute for EVERYTHING!!! Once I even got to the airport 15 minutes before my plane took off!!! Now that was NUTS! It never fails! I'm always running late or barely make my appts!!! It's kind of funny! Oh, today was the last day of any kind of leg training at all before my show. I did 2 sets of deep squats with just a 5 lb plate on each side of the bar just to warm up. Then I added a 25 to each side and did 2 sets of 20, then I added a 45 to each side and did 2 more sets of 20 with a minute rest in between. I moved on the leg presses where I put two 45's on each side and did sets of 50! It about killed me but I did 3 sets of those. After I moved onto 3 sets of high rep leg extensions, leg curls, standing leg curls, & more cardio. When I was done I went downstairs and tanned for 12 minutes. My legs were like jello walking down the stairs... I should have taken the elevator!

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Posing Music

I'm 9 days out from my first contest of this year and I decided to change my posing music at the last minute.... I was going to use a Lords Of Acid song but, my trainer told me I should change it so after I was done at the gym I meet one of my friends at Hooters for lunch. I had a grilled chicken salad with red wine vinegar & a glass of water. The salad was so yummy! I think I may go back there more often! After we ate we all went to his house to download the music & play with his cute new greyhound Ketty that he adopted from a greyhound rescue!! That dog is sooooooooooooo sweet & loveable!!!!! I didn't want to get up off the floor! Now I want a greyhound! Yea, I can see that happening... then I'd have 4 dogs, 2 cats, a hermit crab, & a snake!

Today Was The Same As Any Other Day...

My day was pretty much the same as yesterdays. I had another appointment with Roddy to go over my posing for my show. I did get stuck in more traffic but it wasn't as bad as yesterdays! I called to make a hair appointment with Natalie and made an appointment with my dentist for tomorrow because, I accidentally through my $500 night guard away! I grind my teeth so hard at night that I wake my husband up! It really sucks that I lost that!! Boohoo!

Running Late...

As usual I'm running late for the gym and I'm dashing out the door! Poor dogs... took them out so quick I only let them pee then I hurried them back in the house & put them in their kennels (we call it their homes). They love their homes!! I find them going in them on their own all them time just to sleep. I'll take them out again when I get home in an hour or so.

Vinny & Priscilla Are Bums!

The Pug is Priscilla & The lab is Vinny. This is all the do all day!

Lucy The Corn Snake!

Here is a picture I took my of new corn snake Lucy!

Tuesday, May 24, 2005


OK, SO MY PUG IS IN HEAT, RIGHT? ok, i have a lab(vinnie) who's favorite passtime is sucking in chilled air conditioning and lying on his ever-expanding ass. he and the pug are best friends.....they do everything together. BUT he wants NOTHING do with the pug as far as her being in heat goes. so here's the deal: he won't do ANYTHING, so the pug (priscilla) decides she's going to get ANYTHING she can. at this point, she begins to straddle his head, as he lays his lazy ass on the floor.....TOTALLY oblivious to her existence, and starts grinding his head like a pro. vinnie doesn't budge....or move....he just lies there. thats the funnt part. here's where the retardation of my spouse begins to manifest itself: he has the video camera about to help me make some clips for my website. unbenounced to me...HE VIDEOS THIS, THEN TAKES IT INTO A PROGRAM TO ADD CHEAP 70'S PORN MUSIC TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok, yes, IT IS HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA. he wants to send it in to americas funniest animals, lol!

Monday, May 23, 2005

STUCK In Traffic On The Way 2 The Gym

Today I went to meet with my trainer to go over my posing routine for my show but on the way there I got STUCK in traffic on the I10 for over an hour!!!! Good thing I left the house early! The temperature in the car read 103! It was so hot that the AC couldn't even cool the car because I was at a dead stand still in traffic! Once I finally got to the exit I needed I noticed the traffic jam was because a dump truck spilled it's load on the interstate! I spent about an 1 1/2 hours in the car to travel about 12 miles! Then I left to go to the gym and I got stuck in more traffic! lol! Once I finally got to the gym I did my work out and some cardio.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Running Sprints In The Sun

Today I went to the park to run sprints in the sun. I'm starting to get a little faster! It took me a while to get use to running. lol! I never had to run before!!! Then I went to the gym and trained back and biceps, tanned, & enjoyed my 6 oz of grilled fish and my cup of steamed squash! Mmmmmmmmmm! :o)

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Official Melissa Dettwiller Yahoo Group

I started a Yahoo Group today! Don't forget to stop by and check it

Friday, May 20, 2005

My *LIVE* Web Cam

I did LIVE webcam shows on FTwebcam
FTwebcam today! I really enjoyed doing that and it gave me a chance to meet some of my fans. I'll be doing more live cam shows so keep checking that page.

Thursday, May 19, 2005


Hi Members. Thank you so much for joining my site. I am happy to have you all here. I will be constantly adding new photos and other goodies. Only my members receive 10% off my store items. Please use the store button at the top of the page to receive your discounted items. I'm excited to finally have my member's site up and running. I will do my best to keep you updated on how things go here.